This article, 71 New Mom Truths, is GREAT!  I love the funny quips...I can relate to many of them, for example :

You will slide a picture of your bambino on top of the wedding photo in your wallet.

You will pack everything your baby could possibly need for a weekend and forget your own eyeglasses or toothbrush.

 You will wonder how your stay-at-home-mom friends do it.

 You will wonder how your working-mom friends do it.

 You will make peace with your stretch marks because they give you character.

Read the article for the rest...you will enjoy them!